Title: Slipping and Sliding
Author: [livejournal.com profile] foreverbm
Genre: Romance/Comedy
Rating: NC-17
Words: 839
Summary: Michael buys some new sheets with unexpected consequences.
A/N: Written for the prompt 'Purple' for my [livejournal.com profile] fanfic100 table. Inspired by an idea from [livejournal.com profile] schnute23. Unbeta'd so mistakes are all mine.



“Michael where are you?” Ben called walking in the front door.

“Up here.” Michael’s voice floated down the stairs. Ben dropped his briefcase by the table and headed upstairs and into their bedroom.

Michael was standing next to their bed pulling parcels from a large bag. He turned when he saw his husband in the door way.

“I went shopping!” He said happily.

“So I see.” Ben replied, walking over and dropping a kiss on Michael’s upturned face.

“Bed, Bath and Beyond had a sale and I knew we needed new sheets so I stopped in on the way home.” Michael said, finally finding what he was looking for in the bag. “How do you like these?”

Michael held the sheets in front of Ben, watching him carefully.

“They’re very…….purple!” Ben said, reaching out and running his fingers over the fabric. “And very slippery!”

“You don’t like them!” Michael pouted.

“I never said that.” Ben replied, trying not to laugh at the look on Michael’s face.

“I just thought they would brighten up the room.” Michael said, opening them out and laying them on top of the bed.

“They’ll certainly do that!” Ben replied, letting out a loud ‘ouch’ as Michael elbowed him in his side.

“I’ll give them to Ma then.” Michael fumed. “At least I know she’ll appreciate them.”

Ben was still having trouble stifling his laughter and reached out for his husband pulling him into his arms.

“Perhaps they’ll look better when they’re on the bed.” He suggested and saw a smile twitch at Michael’s lips.

“You think?” Michael said hopefully.

“Why don’t we find out?” Ben suggested and was rewarded with a kiss from Michael.

They stripped the bed together, before re-making it with the new sheets then stood back looking at the result.

“I like them!” Michael declared, casing a sideways look at his husband. Ben seemed to be considering them before he replied.

“I’m still not sure.” He answered and noticed the downcast look on Michael’s face. “I think we need to try them out.”

Michael’s eyes met Ben’s and a wide smile crossed his face.

“I think that’s an excellent idea.” He replied, as he slowly unbuttoned Ben’s shirt and pulled it off him before unzipping his jeans. Ben reached down, pulling his shoes off and let his jeans drop to the floor.

“You look pleased to see me!” Michael said, his eyes not moving from the bulge in Ben’s briefs as he quickly removed his own clothes.

He let out a squeal as Ben picked him up and dropped him onto the bed. He scrambled under the covers, watching as Ben finally removed his briefs, his rock hard cock was standing to attention and Michael licked his lips in anticipation of what was to come.

Ben climbed in next to Michael; deciding the cool stain felt good against his body.

He reached for his husband and pushed him onto his back and Michael let out a stifled laugh as he felt himself sliding down the bed.

“Maybe they are a bit slippery!” He spluttered, grabbing hold of Ben so he could pull himself up the bed again. Ben managed to keep a straight face as he lifted Michael’s arms and stretched them above his head. Michael finally realized what Ben was doing and wrapped his fingers around the headboard slats.

Ben lent in and began to kiss and lick slowly down his husband’s body, stopping to nibble gently at his nipples, leaving them dark and hard by the time he had finished his ministrations. Michael let out a contented sigh as Ben’s tongue flicked over the head of his cock and he dug his heels into the bed as Ben took him into his mouth but his feet kept losing their grip on the sheets and his arms were starting to ache.

“Ben…..that feels wonderful but…..” Michael stammered out, flexing his fingers, trying to get some feeling back into them but he lost his grip and felt himself sliding down the bed again, as his cock slid out of Ben’s mouth.

“You ok baby?” Ben asked as he knelt in front of his lover but found his knees slipping from underneath him and he tried to save himself from dropping down on top of Michael but his hands slipped on the sheeting and Michael groaned as Ben’s full weight landed on him.

“Michael you know I love you but from now on I will go shopping for new sheets ok?” Ben stated as he rolled off his husband and just managed to grab the covers before landing on the floor.

Michael looked at Ben, trying hard but not succeeding at hiding his laughter as he watched Ben pull himself back onto the bed and lie next to him.

“Perhaps we could give them to Ma!” He said and they both burst out laughing at the vision of Debbie and Carl slipping and sliding around and doing things they didn’t even want to imagine, on their new purple sheets.

From: [identity profile] dunderklumpen.livejournal.com


Purple? *lol*
And they used the sheets without washing them first *ts ts ts* I guess after having sex in a dirty backroom it's way better with unwashed sheets but *grr* I don't like the idea.

But the story was funny. Seems you're muse likes you - one fic after another...

From: [identity profile] foreverbm.livejournal.com


I don't think Michael would have thought about washing them somehow...lol...to eager to get into bed.

And yes, I am on a roll at the moment, only five more to go to finish my first 100 fic table then I can start the next one so you are not going to escape from me and the boys for a while I don't think :)

From: [identity profile] foreverbm.livejournal.com


which probably explains why I live in my own little world and prefer it that way :)

From: [identity profile] foreverbm.livejournal.com


It is :) Michael looks after me and when the world becomes too scary I always know that he'll be there.

Ok, I am insane and I'm going to bed early (1.30am) for once :)

Hugs and ILU

From: [identity profile] kata-ny.livejournal.com


go drink a coffee before bed,bc it makes sense for you:)
ilu too darling.
night night.

From: [identity profile] schnute23.livejournal.com


*GLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AND SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

Hahaaaa that was hilarious and SO cute :D *giggles* Thank you for bringing my strange idea into a fic \o/

“Perhaps we could give them to Ma!” LMAO! :D

*gone to SQUEE*

From: [identity profile] foreverbm.livejournal.com


I'm so happy you like what I did with it. I was just going to do a fuck fest then this came into my head and I thought it was something a bit different :)

From: [identity profile] foreverbm.livejournal.com


At least he inherited something from her, shame it wasn't her cooking skills :) I think the family would appreciate that more :)

From: [identity profile] kata-ny.livejournal.com


hey,he baked that amazing cake for Hunter.well.sort of.
he could cook i believe but what for if you have Ben to cook for you?duh:)

From: [identity profile] foreverbm.livejournal.com


He did indeed, at least he iced it (with Em's help) but as you say why cook when you have Ben :) I know I wouldn't

From: [identity profile] sjmpets.livejournal.com


purple satin? emmett must have worn off on him afterall.

"they were a slippin' and a slidin'" while tryin' to be movin' and a groovin' lol
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From: [identity profile] suki-blue.livejournal.com


LOL, those sheets sound like a sexual challenge to me!

Michael held the sheets in front of Ben, watching him carefully.

“They’re very…….purple!” Ben said, reaching out and running his fingers over the fabric. “And very slippery!”

“You don’t like them!” Michael pouted.

“I never said that.” Ben replied, trying not to laugh at the look on Michael’s face.


I can so picture that. It's so them.

From: [identity profile] foreverbm.livejournal.com


I'm glad you enjoyed this and think it is just them. They live in my head as you will soon find out :)

Thank you!
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